Shits and how to handle them

teebag

Date: Saturday, 2008-07-12, 6:39 PM | Message # 1

Sergeant

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By now u guys would of noticed that taking a shit can be enjoyable but sometimes painful. This guide will explain how to handle all sorts of shit. an wat to do in sticky situations wink

. We will start of with wats called a ''log'' others refer to it as a ''bog'' Example:''Hey mum im goin to take a bog." Now these types of shits are really simple all you have to do is just push. Now dont think ur all tought n sht cuz u kno how to handle logs, it can get really messy especially when there over 3metres long. You just gotta make sure u bring a pair of gloves before u push it. That way u can hand-lower it safely into watever ur shitting into. Alrite thats that now the ''Nugget.'' Yes we all hate pushin nuggest, i kno it can be difficult and can take up to hours to do. But really guys shit is shit and thats just facts, but it comes down to doin one if ur feelin me. All that u need to push a ''Nugget'' is patience (unless ur queer) Just keep pushin to victory and soon u will have sent that bitch to where it came from. Now this guide can go on and on but seriously those are the main 2. As u progress, u will get better and better at shitting and soon love doing them. And as i like to say,''bagging it isnt weird, its an honor.'' K people peace out, tell me if use are having any troubles and il find a solution. thnx